Poorly deprived of imaginary friends as a child, I longed to find one of my own. I probably gave up about 5 minutes after... but all these years later, I finally find one! And it is Bob. Creepy, and with a 'smileys gonna kill you' kind of grin, he takes that 'smile and nod' philosophy seriously. He enjoys walks on the beach, Radiohead and creeping up behind small children.

Bob. Doing his best to warp the minds of everyone around him.