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Warehouse Rabbit

Dream Journal 4
06 Jun 2023, 05:14 PM

I dreamed our planet was invaded by an alien species of giant birds with wooden like skin and a very... Peculiar method of reproduction.

At first people thought there was just meteors crashing, but after the waters of several large lakes and rivers started to turn into acid, people became curious. Turns out the aliens were expecting this, in fact they welcomed it. It took them no time to figure out the languages of man and start to send unsolicited telepathic messages to people in mind, going at great length to promise knowledge and the secrets of the universe and life to anyone brave enough to come see them.

While most people just called bullshit on the giant, wooden birds that literally just contaminated our most beloved lakes and rivers and killed God knows how many species of fish, some people actually took the birbs on their offer.

This on itself, sparked a reaction as a rather huge and muscular woman from egypt amassed a small army of Elden Ring cosplayers and went around with medieval weaponry hunting down anyone that sought the ayys for their forbidden knowledge.

Among this there was also a bipedal rabbit with a red t-shirt and a baseball bat going around squishing floating meatballs made of literal human organs but other than that she didn't do much (need to draw her later)

The truth seekers that managed to evade the huge woman and her army and eventually reach the aliens, were prompt with what I assume is mind control to walk over the acid waters like Jesus, only to them collapse for the abominations that lurked bellow to come up and swallow them, giving birth to smaller wooden birds a few hours later.

Turns out, this is how these things reproduced: By travelling from planet to planet, promising it's denizens knowledge and then "converting" them into their own species

Comments (9)

Posted: Tuesday, 06 June, 2023 @ 06:44 PM

unsolicited telepathic messages

"wE'vE bEeN tRyInG tO rEaCh YoU aBoUt YoUr ExTeNdEd WaRrAnTy"

a rather huge and muscular woman

OH NO CIVGENERAL'S FOUND US

from egypt

False alarm, non-whites are too """woke""" for him. :^)

The truth seekers that managed to evade the huge woman and her army and eventually reach the aliens

RIP Marauder Shields, he died for our sins. o7

Endnote:

Posted: Wednesday, 07 June, 2023 @ 09:45 PM

i can't look at your profile and art for some reason ;_; could be a bug?

Posted: Wednesday, 07 June, 2023 @ 10:22 PM

@Camazotz: No, I actually blocked you. I will unblock you but please, no more of that weird stuff about you wanting to smear your blood on the walls and enjoying pain. I understand you have your problems as everyone but this isn't the place to post them

Posted: Wednesday, 07 June, 2023 @ 10:40 PM

@Warehouse_Rabbit: aight thanks for telling me and sorry, i never said i enjoyed pain tho- and uh i think there should be a report for a bug bc if you blocked me then i shouldn’t even be able to comment on your stuff and see your journals, sorry again i will not interact w youafter this comment -

Posted: Friday, 09 June, 2023 @ 07:02 PM

@Warehouse_Rabbit: Your house, your rules, but I can't help noting that for someone who keeps a tight orbit in macabre circles himself and has posted several gory journals here, shunning a person who's actually in distress feels like a double standard.

That said, I'm still not officially Modded but I've been clarifying protocols with BK, and one of the forefront on my list is figuring out how submissions ratings translate to Journals.

Posted: Saturday, 10 June, 2023 @ 03:29 PM

@Thorvald: Trust me, you don't even know the half of it

Posted: Saturday, 10 June, 2023 @ 05:37 PM
Posted: Saturday, 10 June, 2023 @ 05:44 PM
Posted: Wednesday, 07 June, 2023 @ 09:48 PM

ey i can't look at your profile and art for some reason? ;_; could be a bug?

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