Biography

"Let the feast of 1000 hams begin!"

Rakel C.E McLeod has existed since the very dawn of time and is a respected Ambasador on her home planet Vergon6 and is posted under cover as a 'dumb' pet so as to guard against impending attacks from the flying brains, her race's arch enemies. She's the only one of her species currently living on earth...apart from that guy who works in the comic book store. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.

She suffered 3 heart attacks in high school after drinking 100 cans of Cola a week. After dropping out of school she took three years off during which time she continuously watched TV, knowing that someday it would help her save the world.

She has an enormous appetite and can eat large animals whole, one of her favourites being puppies.

..and gummi worms

To be able to function properly she needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or she will become sober and unable to control her body.

She currently lives with her shadow -which she has named 'tha almighty high llama; lord of all supa dupa flyness'- in a tiny apartment in NE Scotland and enjoys watching TV, drinking Slurm and thinking what nexr she can do rip the 'system'.

She recently took up kick boxing to make up for her lack of friends.

For more info on her childish antics, visit her DeadJournal: www.deadjournal.com/~highllama