Biography

Zan is the immeasurably wealthy crown prince of the country of Baritaria, found somewhere west of Sussex and East of Atlantis. (not the second Atlantis, the first one) He has lived through seven and a half assassination attempts, but an oracle has recently told him that he is to die at the hands of a male prostitute in Shropshire when he reaches the age of 11. This has been dismissed as a valid theory, however, not only because His Majesty is well past his 18th year, but also because the prince has no intention of ever visiting Shropshire.
His Majesty's weaknesses include virginal Bohemians, redheads, Shakespearian actors, and teacake.
He visits Lord Tom Stoppard every Monday, King Ludwig II every midnight, Mr. Jhonen Vasquez Esq. every half moon, and His Grace Neil Gaiman whenever he sleeps.