Biography

Hello! Here’s something about me. Please read it all, it won’t take more than three

What I like I can tell you: I like the rain, I like the moon, And I like to draw in my room. I like dark cats that cry in the night. It’s a bit weird, but that’s alright.

Speaking of cats I have three: One is fat, one is thin and the third was free The first two help me in this one if you know what I mean…

In my life I wish to write things that bring a laugh, But all the things I write make even my fish sad. The truth is the fish aren’t mine. I just wanted the paragraph to rime. But hey! They aren’t even paying me a line!

And from the TV I will just say, History and Discovery Channel, I don’t want you to think that I am lame. But when my dad turns around, Nick and Cartoon Network becomes the best, Because I just love those clowns.

I will speak more about me: I like to sing. But some say I sound like Zim. It’s crazy, I know, But that’s how I am, It really show?

I like to dance or “la cucaracha bailar”. Oh, that last part didn’t rime. Let me start again, and give it another try. I bet you don’t understand Spanish. I promise that’s the last time I write in my native language.

I have this friend, and Jerry is his name. He’s crazy when I’m sane. I like to draw comics even if they aren’t my thing. That’s why I have Jerry to help me. But wait, he can’t even draw a string!

This is the part where I talk about my life’s story. Hey! Where are you going? It’s not that boring!!

OK, I know I’m getting annoying, This is the end, So you can get going. …And to finish, just one last thing: What’s the similatary between a crow and a writer? I don’t know either. I was hoping you had the answer.