Transcription:

Hestia: I'm perfectly capable of crossing the road by myself, thank you very much!

Flavius: Remember the money, Flavius. You wouldn't do very well in prison.

Narrator: Mayhem was seriously considering pushing them both into oncoming traffic. Unfortunately, they have continuously proven far too valuable to her alive than they would be as flattened assēs.

[Sorry, caught the grammatical issues only when it was far too late so I'm taking some liberties with the transcription. Take the narrator with a grain of salt. Mayhem isn't that evil...

Cool note: assēs is one of the plurals of the roman as, a type of coin! The other plural is assarii. I chose it because it looks similar to the word describing what they are behaving like xD Classifying it as teen for vague profanity, in this case.]

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