dantehimerandaru.jpg by @jesshaye (Jessica Hayes)

Let me first start by saying this is a JOKE, a little parody or whathaveyou, this is not serious, I dun even like anime that much anymore, let alone do something like this seriously. :p So any Askewniverse fans that jump down my throat for being a silly otaku grrrrl can...do something.

Now, this is what happens when your friend and you are bored outta your minds during the last hour of school. I think it's self-explanatory. The strawberry deal was just to bother said friend, thus the scary SD thing of her choking on bile.

It's a pretty dress, though.

Oh, and I should probably mention, it's Dante and Randal from "Clerks." Lah.