Pig Dance by @jesshaye (Jessica Hayes)

Justin is dancing with an old farmer at a bar. I like this old guy 'coz he actually looks old! Usually my old people look like wrinkled teens. Go me.

Now as for Pig Dances: When my mom was younger and a hip single mother, her friends and her would go to bars and give, like, 20 or so dollars to the person who danced with the nastiest person that night.

Now my mom is old and not hip. Awwww.

From Something. Artwork © Copyright 2002 Jessica Hayes