And The Moral Is; Don't Take Pictures By The Highway and Freeway is a dumb name for a dolphin by @btayl (B Taylor)

This is ME getting my picture taken by a highway, you hear a crash and im like YA! for the picture, then D [who is taking the picture] click the clikcy thingy when the hub cap from the accident smashes me in the head then i fall down. The End.