Original Publication Date: September 28, 2019

THIS WAS NOT MADE TO MAKE FUN OF THE SHOWS LISTED IN ANY WAY AT ALL. THIS WAS DONE 100% FOR FUN. AND YOU CAN TELL I’M SERIOUS BECAUSE I’M WRITING IN BOLD ALL CAPS.

Unikitty: LEGO Movie cast member promotes world peace.
Teen Titans: Comic book teenagers save the world and spawn a rabid fandom in the process.
Summer Camp Island: Kids are exposed to witchcraft when they go to camp.
Steven Universe: A kid goes on quests with magical gay alien rocks.
Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart: Two crazy sports fans and their outcast child friend protect a town of plush toys from all sorts of freaky crap.
Amphibia: Teen girl winds up in the place all frogs on Earth came from.
The Owl House: Like Amphibia, but this time, a teen girl winds up in what we wish Harry Potter was.