An Interview With SBK

Me: Hello Mr. Dude--

SBK: Just call me Chibi Dude, sounds better.

Me: oh, okay sure. So, Chibi Dude, I don't suppose you'd be willing to disclose your real name?

SBK: laughing No, I wouldn't.

Me: Right, I guess that's a little much to ask of a sup--

SBK: Sorry, it's uh, Stupor Hero...continue

Me: Oh, right, they spelled it wrong on these cards here. Anyhow, how old are you?

SBK: How old? You should kno--I mean, um, I'm 17. I don't really age though....least I don't think I age. Hey, uh, can we pick this up where we left off in a bit? I've really got to go to bed, first day of school tomorrow. very sarcasticly I'm soooo looking forward to it.

interview to be continued on the weekend

Me: Wow, well we're back. Sorry about the delay folks, we were experiencing some techinal difficulties. Two years may have passed, but we're back!

SBK: ...you know you're on Canadian programming when...

Me: When we left off, we'd just gotten to your age. Let's talk about your past.

SBK: raised eyebrows

Me: Where were you born?

SBK: Uh, well I suppose I was born in Victoria, BC Canada.

Me: You suppose?

SBK: Yeah, well, it'd be hard to say exactly where or when I was born, I don't really know.

Me: Right. How about your childhood?

SBK: Ah...childhood. Well, I never really knew my father, he was pretty distant in my life. My mother was a wonderful woman, but completely blind in both eyes, since I didn't have any siblings, I pretty much always give bullshit answers like this--laughing Sorry. I had a really amazing childhood actually, it's definitely made me the man I am now. A very positive experience. Something for which I'm ever so grateful....not many people are so lucky these days. You see a lot of it as a Stupor Hero.

Me: I can imagine. Were there any defining points in your life, regarding your decision to become a supe--stuper hero?

SBK: Um...definitely not the usual, "My parents were killed when I was five and such" kind of thing. Maybe a love for combat and compassion for the less fortunate? Haha...that sounds beautifully pathetic. I don't know, I just am. My whole life led up to this moment, so my whole life brought me here.

Me: Have you ever had a close call during a fight?

SBK: Hmm....oh, yes, there was this one time that me and my friend were fighting a weird creature in a swamp for a pair of underwear. The creature was amazing, really something, huge, sharp, pointy teeth, acid for blood and fluffly mandibles. Anyway, the creature managed to knock me into a tree, almost knocking me out, and it had my friend cornered. And, get this, right as I charge the monster in my semi-delerious state, I get hit by a bloody truck! In a swamp! It was bizarre. My friend managed to get away, and then we defeated the creature...but when that semi hit me, I really thought I might get hurt for a second there.

Me: ...wow, that's quite the story. So, was there a road through the swamp then?

SBK: No, not really.

Me: Where did the truck come from, then? SBK: How the hell should I know? It hit me! I wasn't watching it come.

Me: Huh. Okay, well just a few more questions here before we're done.

SBK: Sure thing.

Me: Oh, now this one here has got to be one of the most commonly asked questiosn we get: Where do your powers come from? What's their source?

SBK: chuckles Everybody knows that's a super, and stupor, hero's best kept secret.

Me: Can anyone be a stupor hero?

SBK: I don't think so.

Me: Okay, two more questions. What's the Chibi Dude love life these days?

SBK: Oh man, I knew that was coming. I'm single at the moment. No further comment.

Me: So...you're available then?--

SBK: --no comment!

Me: Fine. Last question: who is teh bomb?

SBK: uh, probably Bruce Lee.