Sure, he looks like Sirius Black toting a gun, but in reality he's a humourless, dangerously unstable, chain-smoking, money-grubbing, guitar-torturing, permanently piss-drunk sociopathic savage. There isn't much difference, yeah, but let's pretend there is.

Has a partner named Leash, a best friend name Litte, and likes Fuzzy Peach candies and liquorice.