Edward's Magic Card by @Worm (Chris Watson)
And here is... The MTG card of Ed! Deciding on his abilities was always going to be a tough one, the multi-talented guy that he is. I think the ones I settled on are pretty accurate. Now for the disclaimer and whatnot - Magic The Gathering is the property of Wizards of the Coast, including the card layout, and mana and tappity symbols. This is intended as fan-art only, and should any passing WotC lawyer be offended by it's existence, I'll happily remove it. Whew, I hope that was a sufficient amount of grovelling.
Oh, it's worser all right ;]