YES!! TED!!! It's exactly how I pictured him too! Naser, you are my Deity. Well, not really. I suppose Ted might proclaim me a witch if I say I'm part of any religion but his. Which isn't really TRUE voodoo, as his religion seems to be a sort of Celtic Voodoo, combined with a pathological desire to see people burn, and a psychosis involving shrinking any head he can get off of a dead person and throwing them at living people who are soon after killed because of his incredible charisma. This, of course, supplies him with an inexhaustable supply of shrunken heads. Ted is really quite simple when you get down to it. Immortal. Insane Celtic Voodoo priest (who doesn't really seem to practice either). Nazi (yes, I know he's black). Inside jokes are strange, ne?
Hey, there's a witch! BURN!....oh, it's just Ted. by @Nathan (Nate B)
Introducing....TED!! applause Apparently, Ted is this dude who's been around for a long time. Hundreds of years. I think he started out around the time of the witch trials, he would go around picking people to be witches, screaming "WITCH! WITCH!" and throwing his shrunken heads at them until the townsfolk gathered and burned the poor victim. Then they would see Ted, and since he looks kinda alternative himself, they'd decide to burn him too. However, just before they got him, someone would say, "aw, it's just Ted," and they'd let him be. So Ted has lived for many many years, surviving on his strength, cunning, and the aw-it's-just-Ted phenomena. In fact, he's still alive today, probably throwing a shrunken head at some hapless urchin as you read this. Artwork © Copyright 2002 Nathan B
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I love Ted! He may just be Ted to other people, but hes special in my heart....or something like that...lol. Anyways I thought I would say that although I love Ted he looks better without color. Yes just pencil and paper, for my Ted, thats what I always say!!! right...I'm leaving now....WITCH!!!!
did you change the head from the last version I saw?