Hark, a lark... by @sololobo (Solo Lobo)

Usually, when people come back from a hiatus (sp?) or break or vacation or self-pity session they're all like, "Look! I'm not dead!" and I'm all like "Damn, how unfortunate!" Cough But anyways, I'm "back", if I can really say that, because I haven't been anywhere besides here in front of the computer screen, lurking in the background, watching everyone else have lives online, trying to patch up my life offline. Hah, there's a joke. But I am still dead, so I can't say that I'm not. In fact, today's my 1-month Deathday. I've been empty and useless for exactly 1 month and three hours. Happy Deathday to me. I suck, and so do you.

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