His name was Greenie. by @Genetic_Mishap (Karley Johnston)

In my limited experiance with fantasy humanoids and the people who love them (i.e. just poorly drawn Legolas fanart), I notice the stereotypical elf is a nancy- pansy pretty boy with hair like a golden wheat field and skin so fair/pale.

I say no more.

I want to see male elves that don't look like Miss Christmas pageant winners. I want to see an elf with dirty blonde hair and rugged features. I wanna see the elven equivelent of a Loose Cannon Cop Who Lives on the Edge and Doesn't Play by the Rules.

Well... this guy isn't him. Not just yet. Sure, he's got the hair, but this particular pose impasses a defensive introvertism and a knowledge of Muppets. His name's Greenie. First name? Surname? Nickname? That's none of your business. He lives on the edge and doesn't play by the rules.

I need a Coke.