A Sad, Sad, True Story by @CRIKET (Criket Ferrin)

I went to a basketball game with a summerschool group a few weeks back, (in retrospect, I can't remember why) and ended up in the company of the creepy, clingy suicidal girl, and a cool, cute 10-year-old.

They were thirsty.

GIR is from Ivan, who laughed at the joke and told me to add GIR for fun. I did so.