BUNCHY CROTCH MAN! by @jesstorr (Jess Torrez)
Hmm...I wonder if a tight crotch is something mature. Hmmm...better be safe. This is the FIRST comic I ever did (pretty well) with people. Bunchy Crotch Man! Dialogue is kinda fuzzy, so I'll write it here:
Guy: If I'm your 110th dissection, then by ratio, I'd be the same as the last 109.
Alien: Puney Human! You are right to believe we have no scientific need for you!
Guy: So...Can I go?
Both aliens: No
Guy: Damn, I'm in a tight spot. Must call on my, Bunchy Crotch Powers TM. ACTIVATE!
Alien 1: What is he doing?
Alien 2: I think his testicles are malfunctioning.
Guy: You dare mock my Bunchyness? Take this!
Aleins: BWAAAHAHAAA!
.........ish funny? Yes? ^_^ Artwork © Copyright 2002 Jess Torrez
Jess, this remains the best thing ever created by man. I can look at this comic all day. Well, my little padewan learner, you art is coming along nicely and your ideas and way with words are unmatched for anyone your age or mine. You're going to be great. You just watch. -Rios Bunny