oh yes.... Frodo Baggins strikes again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

No one is inside my head right now.... I figured since that guy tried to pin Lotr Logic to my character that I would write a story where logic would never apply. I am sooo strange.... It deals with two new Istari that fall to Middle Earth (ie ... Dev and some other girl) One of which is a tall bone white woman with long black hair and is stark nekkid in the middle of a circle of Orcs and she stands up deffiantly and shouts, "I AM RUNA THE BLACK! FEAR ME! FEEEAR MEEEE! TELL ME WHERE THE ONE RING OF GIDDYNESS AND STUPIDITY IS!"

meanwhile, the ditzy Devnet shows up in the land beyond the sea stark nekkid and she is a bit of a blithering idiot at first.

While in another part of Middle earth there is an evil Empress that is forging the One Ring of Giddyness and Stupidity... sound strange? You bet!