"I'm hungry. Feed me." by @bailbowe (Bailie Bowen)
Based on ALMOST factual events. Today in class as we were very QUIETLY studying information on our group's president(my group had Andrew Jackson) my stomach started to growl. It did it three times. It sounded like a Sonic BOOM! to me... That's what you get for eating breakfast a six o'clock, two hours before class actually starts... But it's my mother's fault. She's the one who woke me up so GOD DAMN EARLY!!
LOL!!!! This is hilarious!!