Catrine vs Miroku by @catrine (Hayley Price)

The idea for this sprung from a randomized anime Roleplaying Game, which suggested some of the horrors of Miroku teaching a Highschool Health class in a vague and tasteful manner. I naturally thought this was funny as all Hell.

However, I felt that focusing merely on the obvious leaves far too many of the horrors of Health Class unplumbed. This popped into my head, and I had to draw it.

I originally envisioned it as a comic strip, but since the rather meaningful pauses would require a number of near-identical panels that I don't believe myself to be artistically capable of creating, I fell back on this.

This is my first ever drawing of Miroku. Not too bad, considering the size of the original and the reference material I had available at school at the time. Still not my best drawing ever.

A transcript, so you don't need to hurt your eyes on my bad handwriting. I'm sure you'll catch on to who's saying what.

"So . . . you want me to practise CPR . . ." "Yes." "On YOU." "Yes." "Well . . . oookaaay . . . although I understand it's not possible to perform CPR properly without BREAKING SOME RIBS . . ." " . . . I'm willing to take that chance." " . . ." ". . . Are you going to start?" " . . . No."