No, seriously.
Kind of an appreciation thread here. Although spam is spam and scams are scams, you have to admit, sometimes the things they're advertising aren't that bad. There's one currently in the DeviantArt forums at https://www.deviantart.com/forum/devart/general/2701072/ for teak root wood furniture for example. I wouldn't mind buying a few tables and chairs over the internet, if only it wasn't from some dubious provider.
So how about you? What's actually your favorite thing some spammer advertised in the forums there (I'd ask for your favorite spam item from here, except this place doesn't get a lot of spam)?