Biography

Yes, well, to begin, my name is Ally. Hi. How are you? I'm a nutty little kid living in New York State, with my best friend Jessie. We write fanfiction together, and you can view them in all their stupefying glory at fanfiction.net, under the alias Invaders Ally and Jessie. Aluring, no? I'm a big fan of books that feature fantasy, myth, a touch of angst, and especially adventure. My life may not appear all that interesting to someone who might not know too much about me, but don't be fooled.

See, I have this theory (Yes, I DO have theories, if only on occasion) that each person, each and every one, has an incredible and exciting tale to tell about their lives, and that tale is their own personnal Story. But sometimes they just can't realize how great that Story really is. It doesn't matter whether you are rich, poor, black, white, male or female, everyone has a Story.

I take it upon myself to ask people about their Stories, because each is fascinating in their own way.You don't have to be a war hero or write terrific poetry or be a genius. I know I'm not. But your life is different than anybody else's, a unique part that adds to the world and makes it diverse. Each little bit helps.

Look at me. I sound like a guidence councilllor. If I was against anybody or anything at all, it would be therapists. Never met one that I liked. What kind of deluded child dreams that they'll become a psychiatrist one day? Well, yes, I do suppose that appears harsh, but I know plenty of friends and acquaintances who've suffered at the hands of these devious souls, myself included. I'm hosting a contest, on whoever thinks they know a decent psychiatrist. Go on, try it.

Did I mention I tend to ramble a lot? I suppose I do, and I haven't even talked much about myself yet. Well, what do you want to know? I want to be lots of things. I thought I wanted to be a writer, and an artist, but then I realized that I already was one. When I was littler, I wanted to be a lawyer, but I think that passion of the law has long since faded.

I suppose right now I'm in a tie between running tornado tours and piloting helicoptors. I have this incredible desire to fly helicoptors, for some strange and bizzarre reason. And in the meanwhile, I'll write books.

Well, that's about it, really. So, there's my bio, I hope you've enjoyed this brief (HAH!) glimpse into my life. Though I know that hope is in vain, as I read this over time and time again, and realize that it is inexplicably boring. Forgive me.