If any of the stories ever need a headache, they can always count on Kelsey to deliver. Kelsey takes most of her physical appearance and ability from one of her main characters, destroying and rebuilding technology since 2007. Driven by compulsive insanity, she specializes in doing things that not only blatantly defy physics, she does it with disastrous results which usually get the neighbors riled. This stems from the fact that one of her characters, while being perpetually drunk and good at getting technology to do things it should never be able to, has been her inspiration so much that she has even taken on that character’s trademark orange utility suit. Kelsey, however, never seems to drink. She is actually particularly quiet, although this may be because she is usually plotting something. Being a series of short stories, she is often made fun of by the others. However, this only ensures that her deviousness and inventiveness is aimed in their direction. On her own, she really does not mean to be malicious. She just likes to take machines apart and then rebuild them to do something cool, usually with very little regard for the device's original purpose.

The red-and-black starship regularly seen with her is an ACG-45 cargo hauler, the same type of starship used by her main characters.

• Engineering and reverse-engineering
• Tinkering
• Experimenting with basic physics

Sandy taking her fun away.

• She, along with Sandy and Umi, serve as the backbone of the multiverse.
• Her stories directly connect with Matilda, Mercy, Azura, Carrie, and Yunhiti.
• Although they do not share any connection, Kelsey often hangs around with Jennifer and shares her penchant for mischief.