When the author decided he needed someone to just go over the top, he thought up me! And he definitely regrets it, especially since he was dumb enough to give me the power to hijack his cheap, dust-filled keyboard and type out my own description. So I did. I simply can’t let a normal narrative go without doing something to make it more interesting, so I challenge everyone else’s sanity by being unpredictable enough that not even the writer knows what I’ll do. The only thing that gets broken when I’m around is that theoretical boundary between us stories and whoever thinks reading about us will give them a thrill. Don’t worry, though; I’ll leave you guys and girls alone. Mostly. I suppose I should put in a description of my personality here, too. I’m friendly, playful, and enjoy long walks on a beach of destroyed plotlines. ^_^

<-- By the way, these "pictures" are just our book series poses slapped onto a white background. B. hasn't made any new ones for us in a while.

You may not know it, but I'm staring at you right now.

The fourth wall. It's my dartboard.

Napkins. Ask me why.

I share a couple of characters with Umi, but I'm mostly independent of the majority of the multiverse.

I'm an anthropomorphism of an idea. Not much blood relation, and I am not calling B. my father. That's just gross.