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Jessica R-Eads

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Sheep Molester Jessica Eads arrested.

Monday, May 20, 2002

LAS VEGAS , NV (WASARRESTED) -- Jessica Eads is currently being held in custody on her third animal abuse offense.

Eads was captured late last night after farmer Jim-Bob was awakened by the sound of crying sheep. "These are not just sheep", said Jim-Bob. "These are my pets; family pets. I love these sheep and to have them molested like this, by a person other than me, is totally unacceptable."



Eads was quoted as saying: "But the sheep are so soft and wooley," immediately before she was put into custody.

The sheep molester was apprehended on a local farm just outside Las vegas.


this isn't real, mind you, but my friend sent it to me and man is it EVER funny!

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