Biography

This is not another teen artist biography!!!
Ok maybe it is, but it was the thought that counts! Wait a minute! Thoughts don't know how to count! Or wait again, they do. Ah great now I am confused again. starts crying
Yes folks, you have witnessed one of Leona's (formally known as Buffy and still is but has taken on another persona atop her multiple personas) emotional outbursts. Thankyou for tuning in! Fox Kids KSWB! Also brought to you by Mtv: the real learning channel.

All kidding aside, I am a normal chil--zap--with nor-monkey--hobbies and dre---puppy dogs in funny clown suits!
I am very optimistic and ki--Oh your gosh! That is one seriously ugly baby! Wait a second waits a second that isn't even a baby! That is Grandpa Stenchness!

Well anyways I guess I should just abandon any hopes of creating a professional biography that will create an image of wisdom and overall good person-ness about myself.
Maybe it isn't too late. . . maybe there is still enough time that I can mold a respectable reputation. . All I need to do is delete the text above and the soon I shall appear to be completely normal....and then....and then I can rule the world!!!!!!Zwahahahahahahaha!!!