I guess the world isn't ready for SUPER HAPPY COLLEGE ACTIVITY FUN HOUR. by @deaddays (John Rios)

It's times like these that I loath the fact that you can't type profanities into discriptions here. I just spent all night on this piece for the paper, just to check me E-mail 2 minutes ago (it's 2:00 AM by the way) and find out that the story this piece was running with was canned. That's it. All that for nothing. Well, not nothing, all you loverly Side 7 people can gaze upon it's devious genius. It was GOING to run with a story about the crazy life of a pizza delivery boy. But the story ended up being a bit under par. -sigh- I'ma go to sleep. I've earned it. Artwork © Copyright 2002 John Rios