Dead Days 5/9/03 by @deaddays (John Rios)

DA DA DAAAAAAH! NEW DEAD DAYS! DA DA DA DA DDAAAAAAAAAAH! DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! DA. DA DA. MAMA. Ok, enough of that. Hee hee. Ladies, you know that your boyfriend does this to you when you're napping right? OH YEAH! I mean how else is he supposed to put up with your crazy "girl" stuff? I'm just glad you gals are such good sports.... Wait, you didn't know? None of you do? Well, um, that's because WE DON'T! Hehe. Uh, yeah, it's ALL A BIG LIE. That's right. Just foolin! nervous laughter Gotcha! Boy, you should seen... your...... faces. Crap. I blew it. Sorry men. You're just going to have to find a new way to vent. OH! I know, you can do it while on the toilet! Or in the McDonalds drive thru! Or how about during a deep meaningful conversation with your lady... PPPPPFFFTTT! HAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING ABOUT THAT LAST ONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHA! That's why they pay me the big bucks. Anyway, new Dead Days. I have like, 4 more already written. So they'll be coming soon! -John Artwork © Copyright 2003 John Rios