Drunken Grad by @deaddays (John Rios)

Graduation is synonymous with drunkeness. Plain and simple. It's what our ancestors died for. A moment of silence for our brave, brave ancestors........... glug glug........... glug.......... Ok, nuff of that. It's time for booze. Nah, I'm not that big of a drinker, but the guy who wrote the column running with this story is. He almost threw up receiving his diploma. That guy's a character. He's all, "LOOKIT ME! I'M A TANKED UP LOSER FLYING A HELECOPTER!" Wait, that was from the Simpsons. And he's not a tanked up loser, he's a nice guy. WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT? Hmmm, maybe I AM a drinker.... P.S. Last Collegian drawing of the semester. Let the Dead Days begin.... after finals. Artwork © Copyright 2003 John Rios