This thread is just to share things that make you laugh. Quotes, anecdotes, strange names you've run across, whatever comes to mind.
I used to work in a mailroom, so I dealt with a lot of mail and saw a lot of names, some quite amusing ones. Ruby Onion, Violet Couch, Gay Wolf, Cleveland Hooker, etc. One of the greatest names of the mailroom was one that predated me, though most of the people who had been working there for a while will never forget it.
Picture a Spanish guy...
named Concepcion Bastardo.
So what's made you laugh today?