if you want something entertaining, you don't have to wait for me to open up my trench coat, or even get into my shady van. Just check out;
http://www.drunkduck.com/zang_one
That should keep you occupied.
We're looking for fanbase expansion, sure, sure... the concert-esque base we have now is nice, but apart from screaming fans and people stopping us on the street for our autographs, we also want stalkers and bras thrown up on stage. WOO! PARTAY!
and so forth.