This thread is a story everyone can participate in. Each reply (no double posting please) will contain two sentences, the reply after that will add the next two sentences to the story, and so on, creating a whole story.

I'll start.

The forest glistened with the sparkle and blessing of nature, giving color and an air of relaxation that surrounded a small isolated house. A couple of children, one boy and one girl, played in the reeds with their toy trucks, the aroma of shrimp on the barbie blowing in the breeze.

Hmmmm... Suddenly, a rainbow sparkle unicorn gallopped out of the forest. It was such an mesmerizing sight, that the kids couldn't take it -- and they just fell over and died.

As he was finishing making dinner, their mother wanted to know why everything was suddenly so silent. She came over and was horrified to see them laying there.

Gathering herself she knelt down to check on her children but there were no signs of life to be found. "Somebody, please help! Bring back my children, I'll do anything!" she screamed.

All at once, the sky darkened and the wind howled, a shadowy figure materializing before her. "Anything?" said the gaunt stockbroker in the finely-pressed suit.

"Yes" the mother replied, "I'll do anything! These darn kids do this all the time on me!"

"Your wish will be granted, but at a price" he said, "which you would know if you knew who I was". He pulled out a magic wand made of money, and after chanting "bippity boppity boo", a remedy materialized.

Essences of all four elements swooshed out of nowhere and imbued themselves in the children, giving them life again. The mother henceforth knew right then and there that she was looking at the sixteenth doctor, who had regenerated as the current avatar with the ability to bend all four elements, all while having been chosen as the current incarnation of Professor Ozpin.

"Be careful what you wish for" said Doctor Avatar Ozpin as he went in his flying bison shaped TARDIS. He didn't make himself look good though as he crashed into a tree as he was escaping.

Later on, the mother was waiting for the children to come home from school, when she got a phone call from the principal. Answering the phone, she learned that her children had been imbued with superpowers, possibly as a result of being saved by Doctor Avatar Ozpin, who himself had powers drawn from a power source.

Wirt and Greg get lost in the jungles of Brazil. Wirt is looking for Sara because of the Funderberker Anaconda holding her "hostage".

Suddenly, one of the children with superpowers teleports near Wirt and Greg. "I can help you get home using my new super powers" he said.

No, that would be too easy.

"No, that would be too easy" said Greg. "Thanks, but having seen everything, you wouldn't be able to help us."

The children began to see that the world was currently skeptical towards super heroes, and it wasn't like they could have Greg and Wirt come into contact with the artifact that gave them their powers, unless they did so later. So they began trying to stage scenarios where they would be needed in order to show that they could be useful to the world.

...so anyway, the children proceeded to summon Michael Jackson and Ronald McDonald. They spin-kicked and ate everything.