I'm better off with raising ball pythons instead of contributing to human overpopulation and bringing children into a cruel, violent, unforgiving world

They say children are the future, but the way certain factions seem determined to make children's lives as miserable as possible gets me thinking they're intentionally trying to cut that future short.

I rather (sometimes) be alone then to be with people that want to hurt me 

To be fair, so would I. :B

I only like Disney's version of The Jungle Book because of Kaa and his snuggly coils

I feel that the 2016 remake was the second and last time Disney did this current nostalgia-mine of remakes right. (N.B.: I have not seen Branagh's Cinderella.) It's actually a much closer follow to the original stories, specifically in how the wolf pack remains the anchor of Mowgli's family, and is one of three films in my life that was strong enough to (almost) move me to tears. The critics weren't kidding when they said this raised the bar on CGI: things as simple as ear flicks made you think they'd mocapped actual animals, and there's one sequence that feels lifted straight out of a nature doc. But what really astounded me is that they could make "natural" animals so expressive—it basically perfected realistic anthropomorphism, and it's stupefying that Favreau decided to throw this out for The Lion King.

 > My favorite Asian country is Vietnam 

Which reminds me, I have heard very good things about The Sympathizer.