True story. by @Thorvald (El Thorvaldo)

And what happened next?
Well in DYOS they say,
Thor postéd so much pony
CG banned him that day.

My thoughts weren't as prose-friendly as transcribed here, but this is basically what happened. Wednesday evening I'd just finished responding to @GenMarshall's latest charge that I was part of the herd, and was musing on whether he thought it wasn't just an act.

And then I found this. THEY'RE ON TO ME, GUYS!

Now you know my terms. Ball's in your court, bronies.

MLP:FiM © Lauren Faust et al.;
Second panel painstakingly replicated from an original deviation by Dairry.

[Originally submitted to DeviantArt August 2013.]