I'll write a haiku, then post a subject. The next person to post writes a haiku about the subject I posted, then posts another subject for the next person, etc. Let's begin! ^^

Mandarin oranges
ask you for no commitment.
Capricious pleasure.


Bagels.

(So, now somebody write a haiku about bagels.)

Every Wednesday
in the breakroom, unfailing,
I find a free breakfast.


THREAD NECROMANCY!! (that is both the next haiku subject and some commentary on the state of the boards here. woo!)

Oh, the living dead
Wandering, staggering, lost
They need GPS

Next topic: chickens!

(and cheers to Navi for thread/board resurrection!)

Scratching in the yard,
pecking at the remains of
corn cobs and this thread. -_-


Fountain drinks

Fizzy and so sweet
Something tastes funny with this...
Oops! Too much syrup

Next subject: Horseshoes.

Make sure you hang it
right side up, or all your luck
will gallop away.


Next: The Fantastic Contraption

Little pink, round wheel
Why u no be in pink box?
Must make dumb machine.

Next: Zombies

Ah, precious zombies;
Such fun to slay, but careful,
They love manwiches!

Next: Flaming Ninjas :3

Camoflauge ain't so
great when it's purple rainbows
and pink leg-warmers.



Next: Lions

There's nothing like it
Twenty hours spent sleeping
Lionesses hunt

Next topic: Bouncy balls

Endless leaping with
vertical velocity,
cloaked in plastic!

Next topic: ice dragons

On glimmering wings,
blowing blizzards everywhere,
frozen death is coming.

Next topic:
astronomy!

-- BK

A void full of stars,
mysteries of gas and rock,
wonders and horrors.

Next topic: sound

I hear not a thing
Nothing but the silent void
I think I am deaf

Next topic: Red.

Crimson rivers run
Marooned into scarlet pools.
Vermillion dyes.

Next topic: Toys.

I love you my dear
Snuggled and torn by hugs
Stitched back again

Next topic: Egg

I'd like to order
the scrambled eggs with sausage
and a coffee please

Next topic: Electromagnetism

We stick like the poles.
The north to my south, you're mine.
Your field pulls me in.

next: cats

Purr purr purr purr mew.
Pet me pet me pet me CLAWS!
Now go and feed me.

Next: dogs

Woof woof woof woof bark.
Pet me! Walk me! Kiss me! Yip!
Slobber on your face.


Next: cheese

Glory to blue cheese
In all its creamy goodness
In every bite

Next topic: Atoms

Pieces beyond us-
Fragments lead to flesh and bone.
Smaller than the dust.

next: teeth

I have teeth that crunch
Hand and soft things for my lunch
A delicious treat

Next:
Toilets

Through sewers it flows
Concealed waste hidden below
Reeked on shoreline beach

Next: Emotions

How are you today?
If you're down, is there something
I can do to help?

Next: Respond to this haiku