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Useless Superpowers - Started by: EvieJulia
Useless Superpowers
Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 12:17 AM

You can have any superpower you want, from x-ray vision to invisibility... But anyone else can give your superpower a side-effect, thus defeating the whole purpose of having one.

For example...

Person 1: I can fly. Person 2: But only when you're on the toilet.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 15 Oct 2023, 11:21 PM

Superhuman strength.

But only when you're completely naked.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 16 Oct 2023, 04:49 AM

That’s messed up. πŸ˜‚ I love it.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 17 Oct 2023, 07:26 AM

Nuking the Entire Omniverse into Oblivion

(only) when you die IRL

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 17 Oct 2023, 11:50 AM
Masonicon:
Nuking the Entire Omniverse into Oblivion (only) when you die IRL

Ahahaha nice.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 17 Oct 2023, 07:29 PM

You have the power to control minds.
However, you can only control a person's mind if you can convince them that there is somehow a "Z" in the current month.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 17 Oct 2023, 09:54 PM
fragmented_imagination:
there is somehow a "Z" in the current month.

shows year calendar in Polish language, points at October

Superpower: to always buy the most winning lottery ticket if such is available for purchasing.

Waiting for other person to mess this up.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 20 Oct 2023, 11:33 AM
LessThanThreeAndThenSome:
fragmented_imagination:
there is somehow a "Z" in the current month.
*shows year calendar in Polish language, points at October* Superpower: to always buy the most winning lottery ticket if such is available for purchasing. Waiting for other person to mess this up.

PRUNGO JUNGO!

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RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 21 Nov 2023, 12:50 AM
LessThanThreeAndThenSome:
Superpower: to always buy the most winning lottery ticket if such is available for purchasing.

Congratulations! You will indeed be always able to buy the lottery ticket that brings you the biggest fortune... in cryptocurrency.

Superpower: Ability to choose how many hours I sleep each night.

RE: Useless Superpowers
Posted: 21 Nov 2023, 11:12 PM
Kahvinporo:
LessThanThreeAndThenSome:
Superpower: to always buy the most winning lottery ticket if such is available for purchasing.
Congratulations! You will indeed be always able to buy the lottery ticket that brings you the biggest fortune... in cryptocurrency. Superpower: Ability to choose how many hours I sleep each night.

You go into a coma for a year.

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