So the idea of this game is...

To make bizarre, harsh accusations that may in fact not be immoral or negative.

I'll give an example;

YOU CHOP SPINACH FOR MIKE RINDER!

So as the thread creator, I subject myself to the very first accusation.

Your hands smell like ketchup!

(At a quick glance your avatar/icon looks like he's smelling something on his hands and is puzzled by it)

You wear dirty socks on your ears!

You get voted out every time you play among us!

You steal trolley wheels.

You pick bird leaves up off of the ground and use them as accupuncture needles for rats.

YOU PAINT FURNITURE WITH PAINT THAT WAS MEANT FOR CARS

Oh yeah? Well you buy eggs from the supermarket, and then you sit on them to try and hatch them by yourself.

Yeah, and I SUCCEED!

You sweep floors with an active chainsaw!

Yes, and I run over people in the process. >:)

You don't participate in accusation based forum games correctly.

K, whatever.

You stick your fingers in the dip then lick it off when you think no one is looking

You make out with plants every night

You jump on the elderly for Tiktok clout.

You click the balls of curtain shutters together.

You bet on the weather!

You speak to accountants!

You steal peoples' TV remotes and change all the channels to Oprah.

You have the Rhodesian flag tattooed on your back!

You planted a dollar in the ground to see if a money tree would grow.

You eat the hot chillis, then it's all tears.

Oh no, now it's diarrhea time.

Wizard! You gave Evie diarrhea!

Nooo it was the spicy nooooohooodlesssss...