Mmmmmhappy new year.
2024. Twenty...
Twenty four.
This will be a year of new experiences and innovations; such as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed amusement park where they will serve Ninjie Turtle ice creams and you can go on a bike ride with Shreddy and Splinty.
Pizza themed ninja rides for everyone and you'll get pizza afterwards.
2024!
Have a goodie!
happy 2014
Hollu'awatu!
Remember that mutagenic green sludge in Teenie Ninjie Mutie Turtles?
I'm telling you now; could be a kind of luminescent green Slurpee marketed in line with this particular aspect of the TMNT intellectual property.
We live in auspicious times.
As long as it's sour apple, and NOT lime, then I'm down for it, man.
How does one manage to build a whole park around just the TMNT? It sounds like it would run out of in-universe material to adapt quickly. It's also not the most enthusiastic thing to make a park around.
It has come to my attention that there are some Nay sayers and negative personalities when it comes to my 2024 ambition of establishing a family friendly teenage mutant ninja turtles themed amusement park is... Nothing more than a pipe dream, an unrealistic fantasy.
Well I will prove these unsavoury detractors wrong!
Not only will a open such a TMNT themed amusement park AS I HAVE DESCRIBED IN MY PREVIOUS POSTS!
Those who vocalised their lack of faith today will be given lifetime bans from the establishment.
And I will live forever.
On the ninja turtle theme park.
I'd have a ninja school inside the park. Mostly used to train the security.
Because the park will have full blown ninjas for security.
So if things get out of line; HWOA!
Swords n ninja stars and punchin on.
Get rid off the riff raff, creat an environment for a better class of people. No room for drunk 20 something year olds and creeps in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme park.
I believe the park should have it's own currency like at some other theme parks. Idea being to create a micro economy for the park and a strong currency.
But I don't want to go full Diznay and ban people from bringing in their own food and drink.
I believe that's unethical.
