@Thorvald: Ah, I thought it needed more pizzaz but didn't know what that would be. That's it! Eagerly awaiting this addendum :)
It's good thing "we" invented smartphones - ironically making handheld devices larger and larger instead of smaller - because there would have been a name conflict once the dumbphones kept getting so small we had to start calling them micro-phones. That would be so confusing. I think that was the sole reason Bill Gates invented the iPhone.
Trying to figure out a way to associate the description with a microphone. :B